Theo Seeds
Commission-Only Email Marketer For Business Coaches
About Me
Once upon a time, I sold pest control door-to-door 10 hours a day, 6 days a week.
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This was like bootcamp for sales psychology. I could see the wheels spinning inside people's heads as they decided whether or not to buy.
I also learned what to say to "tip the scales" and get them to sign up.
When I got tired of people slamming doors in my face and calling the cops on me, I used my sales psychology knowledge to become a sales copywriter. I did that for a few years, but then ChatGPT came out and everybody stopped hiring copywriters.
So I taught myself everything I could about email marketing. Now I run email promos on a commission basis for coaches and course creators. (My record is a course launch that brought in over $316,000!)
I'd be happy to help you with your marketing, too. Click the button below, tell me what's on your mind, and I'll get back to you shortly.
About My Offer
You probably don't trust marketing people, so I designed an offer where you don't have to trust me at all.
Here's how it works:
I will write emails promoting your offers and send them to your email list. (In your brand voice + tonality.)
You pay nothing until I make you sales.
I will do all the work. You will only have to spend about 10 minutes per month reviewing the emails.
I'll take a small percentage of whatever sales I make, and you keep the rest.
Answering Your Questions
How do you track which sales I owe you for? I'll set up duplicate landing pages for my promos and link to those. (I don't want you paying me for any sales you made on your own).
Will this hurt my brand/my deliverability? Not at all. The emails I send are relationship-centric. Your subscribers will enjoy reading them, even if they don't buy. (I'm in this for the long haul, just like you.)
What if I don't like working with you? There's no long-term commitments — so if it doesn't work out for any reason, you can fire me at any time.
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If you're ready to chat with me about this, you can book a call here:
My Case Studies
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I ran a promo for a spirituality course creator and brought her $8,000 in sales in a week.
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I ran another promo for the same course creator and brought her over $10,000 in sales in a week.
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I ran a promo for a luxury e-commerce coach that brought in over $10,000 in sales in a week.
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I ran a promo for a startup fundraising coach that brought in over $10,000 in sales in a week.
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I brought in $24,500 for a vending machine biz-opp offer in one month.
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And I wrote emails + consulted for a launch in the career coaching space that made over $316,000.
My Proof + Testimonials
"I've been doing internet marketing since 2005, and I've hired so many different people. You are literally the first person in 20 years that has helped me capture the essence of who I am and what I do."
"It's really hard to write copy that matches the brand voice and can also convert. And Theo did a great job doing that. Theo paid for himself over and over again, he's been a blessing to work with. It's almost doubled our business in the last 6 months or so."
"Not only has Theo helped me build more leads in my business and generate more customers, he's also helped me increase conversions all across the board."
"He's an absolute rockstar of a copywriter. He always delivers, and his work always performs."
"I can usually tell within 5 minutes or so how good a copywriter is going to be. I had a really good impression of Theo. His copy's great, and he's a really smart dude."
"A lot of our ads have pretty much gone viral. And Theo's emails have gotten people intrigued — we're getting 2-3 appointments per day."
"We had a record-setting launch thanks to his copy. He had great advice for ways we could improve our marketing, and he wrote some really amazing sales pages!"
And I have 100+ 5-star reviews on UpWork... here are some of them:
Next Steps
If you'd like to chat with me about this offer, here's my Calendly — you know what to do:
If you have an email list of at least 2,000 people and you only mail it once per week (or less):
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You have a valuable asset that you're currently not using. If you're willing to spend 10 minutes per month reviewing my copy, I can turn that asset into money in your bank account.
If you're writing all your own emails right now: I can take it off your plate, free up 5+ hours a week in your schedule, and potentially increase your revenue.
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As a bonus, I can also give you free consulting on all sales pages and VSL's related to the offers we're selling.
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And if you hop on a call, I won't hard sell you. (And you'll probably get something valuable from talking to me, even if you decide not to work with me.)
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Here's the Calendly again: